Greetings, readers of this journal.
I hope your arduous journey to my page has not sapped your strength too greatly for you to accept my greeting in full!
Now, as you recover, let me tell you of myself. I am an emoticonsmith, I fashion emoticons from raw pixels into the tools that display emotion that you see.
I hope you may find use in my wares and recommend them to your colleagues, but if you do not, I still wish you well.
Now, dear traveller, I must be on way for there is more to do.